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In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

rnedia:

trying to argue with someone over text is like being italian and having to talk with handcuffs on

drunktrophywife:

I wish tumblr was like survivor and we could vote people off the island

wheresdrew:

It shouldn’t be called meet and greet it should be called pay and hey

warpedtoursmoshpit:

where i live

warpedtoursmoshpit:

where i live

cumfort:

so many tv shows to watch so little time to watch them all

After high school you realize you were only friends with some people because you saw them five times a week.
(via sensxal-bliss)